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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[RASPBERRY]

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AAH!

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YAAH!

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YOW!

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WHAT'S YOUR HOME PLANET'S
NAME, ZIM?

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Dib: COME ON, ZIM,
TELL ME.

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I'LL FIND OUT EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU SOONER OR LATER.

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I'LL FIND OUT EVERYTHING.

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NO, I DON'T THINK
        YOU WILL, DIB.

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I DON'T THINK YOU WILL.

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Ms. Bitters: SO,
        RIGHT AROUND THERE,

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A NEGATIVE STIGMA
        WAS ATTACHED

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TO THE IDEA OF SURVIVING
        ON HUMAN FLESH.

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STILL, THERE WERE
        ISOLATED GROUPS

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OF ZOMBIES THAT--
        YES, DIB?

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MS. BITTERS,

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ZIM'S TRIP TO THE REST ROOM
HAS LASTED A REAL LONG TIME.

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I RECALL<i> YOU</i> SPENDING
        QUITE A LONG TIME

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IN THERE RECENTLY,
        AS WELL.

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THAT WAS CORN
AND MAYONNAISE DAY!

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AH, THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

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HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
I JUST KNOW IT.

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[GROWLS]

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AHH!

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MY BUSINESS...

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IS DONE!

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WHO TAKES 3 HOURS
        TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

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<i> BEFORE</i> LUNCH, ZIM?

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NONSENSE!
I HAD MUCH TO DO!

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<i> SO</i> MUCH!

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Gir on P.A.: GREETINGS,
    CHILDREN OF EARTH.

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THIS IS YOUR NEW
        SCHOOL ANNOUNCER.

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A SPECIAL SURPRISE MANDATORY
    FIELD TRIP IS HAPPENING

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FOR THE FOLLOWING
        LUCKY CHILDREN:

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MORLA, FLAN, RED ROCKY,

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EVERYONE
    IN MS. BITTERS' CLASS

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EXCEPT FOR ZIM,

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AND ESPECIALLY DIB.

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ALL THESE CHILDREN GET
    TO GO TO A SPECIAL PLACE

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MADE ENTIRELY OF FOOD.

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I LIKE FOOD.

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NOW, CHECK IT OUT!
        [STATIC]

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[STATIC CUTS OUT]

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Ms. Bitters: GO.
                ALL OF YOU, GO!

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[CHILDREN CHEERING]

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WHAT ABOUT ZIM?
WHY ISN'T HE GOING?

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I GUESS I'M JUST
    NOT SMART ENOUGH.

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Chunk:
            YEAH, HEH, YEAH.

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STUPID!

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DUH!

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IT HURTS ME
            TO SEE ALL YOU
            DIRTY MONSTERS

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GO OFF TO HAVE
            SO MUCH FUN.

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I GUESS I'LL
            JUST HAVE TO STAY
            AND STUDY HARDER.

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WATCH HIM CLOSELY,
            MS. BITTERS.

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[GROWLS]

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Chunk: DUH!

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[TALKING ALL AT ONCE]

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HMM? HUH? HUH?

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Dib: WHEN DID THEY START PUTTING
    THE DRIVER BEHIND A DOOR?

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[BUS PULLING AWAY]

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OH, MAN!
        HE'S SITTING NEAR US!

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OK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO SAY,

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BUT I THINK THERE'S
 SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG

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ABOUT THIS WHOLE
SURPRISE FIELD TRIP THING.

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YOU ARE SO WEIRD.

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Ms. Bitters:
    NOW, OPEN UP YOUR TEXTBOOK

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AND BEGIN MEMORIZING
    THE COPYRIGHT INFORMATION.

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YOU WILL BE QUIZZED ON THIS.

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MS. BITTERS,
I HAVE A<i> MIGHTY NEED</i>

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TO USE THE REST ROOM
ONCE AGAIN.

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OK, BUT THAT'S YOUR LAST
        REST ROOM BREAK

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FOR THE REST
        OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.

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I SHUT IT OFF, GIR.
        IT WORKED.

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[GIR BEAT-BOXING]

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LET'S GO HOME!
        PHASE TWO IS UNDERWAY.

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THAT'S MY FAVORITE PHASE.

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Zim: LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!

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WHAT IS THIS?

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WE'VE BEEN PASSING
THE SAME STUFF OVER
AND OVER AGAIN.

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LOOK AT THAT DOG.
THAT DOG'S GONE BY
4, MAYBE 5 TIMES ALREADY.

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WHAT'S WRONG
    WITH THE DOG?

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Chunk: YEAH,
        I LIKE THE DOG.

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RRR!

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DIB.

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YEAH.

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DIB.

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EXCUSE ME--

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[MECHANICAL VOICE]
        GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT,
        YOUNG MAN,

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AND KEEP YOUR ARMS
        AND LEGS INSIDE THE BUS.

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UM, I COULDN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE--

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HELLO, DIB!

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THIS WOULDN'T HAVE
            BEEN AS MUCH FUN

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WITHOUT YOU
            STICKING YOUR
            SMELLY NOSE IN HERE.

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AS YOU MAY HAVE
            ALREADY GUESSED,
            THIS IS A TRAP.

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YOU'RE REALLY ONE
            OF THE ONLY PEOPLE
            WHO CAN APPRECIATE

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THE AMAZINGNESS
            OF THIS PLAN,

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SO I'LL LET YOU IN
            ON WHAT IT IS.

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ACTUALLY,
I'LL LET YOU SEE.

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LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,
            WOULD YOU?

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Dib: NO! NO!

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NO...!

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[ZIM LAUGHING
                MANIACALLY]

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Dib: YOW!

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Sara: LISTEN TO HIM.

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THE WEIRDO.

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Zim: MY MISSION
        MIGHT NOT BE AS EXCITING

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WITHOUT YOU AROUND
        TO ANNOY ME,

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BUT IT WILL BE MORE...
        PLEASANT.

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YOUR FELLOW BUSMATES
        ALL SMELLED THEIR FATES

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THE MOMENT
        THEY STOOD IN THE WAY
        OF MY MISSION OF DOOM,

112
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BUT YOU--
        DESTROYING YOU WILL BE
THE GREATEST VICTORY.

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YOU WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS, ZIM!

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Gir:
WHERE ARE MY WALNUTS?

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I ALREADY GOT AWAY
        WITH IT.

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SEE?
        LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.

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I WOULD SAY I'VE
        GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT
        PRETTY NICELY.

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YOU'RE LAUNCHING
YOUR ENEMIES INTO SPACE?

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THAT'S YOUR PLAN?

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THIS IS CRAZY!

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LAUNCHING YOU INTO SPACE
        IS JUST THE FIRST PART
        OF MY PLAN.

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NOW IS WHERE THE FUN
        <i> REALLY</i> STARTS.

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A WORMHOLE?

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IS THAT A WORMHOLE?

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IMPRESSED YET?

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WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN JUST
LAUNCHING US INTO SPACE.

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YOW!

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[DIB RETCHING]

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OH, IT'S GETTING BUMPY.

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THAT'S A GREAT DOG.

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THE WORMHOLE IS ONLY
PHASE TWO OF MY SCHEME.

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THERE'S MORE?

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SO MUCH MORE.

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I RESEARCHED
MANY DIFFERENT WORMHOLES
WITH MANY POSSIBLE OUTCOMES.

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IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT
DECIDING

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WHICH WOULD BE
THE MOST HORRIBLE FOR YOU.

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ONE WORMHOLE WOULD HAVE
SPAT YOU OUT

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INTO A DIMENSION
OF PURE ITCHING.

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THERE, SEE?

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YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL,
BUT THAT STUFF'S REALLY ITCHY.

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ANOTHER WOULD HAVE SENT YOU
TO A DIMENSION

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OF PURE DOOKY!

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BUT I CHOSE
THIS PARTICULAR WORMHOLE

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ESPECIALLY
FOR THE OCCASION.

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YOU SEE, AT THE END
OF THIS WORMHOLE LIES

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A ROOM...

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WITH A MOOSE!

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NO--WAIT A MINUTE.

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DID YOU SAY A ROOM
            WITH A MOOSE?

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YES!

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YOUR FEAR IS
OVERWHELMING, NO?

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UM, NO.

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WHAT'S SO SCARY
        ABOUT A ROOM WITH
        A STUPID MOOSE IN IT?

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I MEAN, YEAH,
        THAT'S A BIG MOOSE,
        BUT REALLY--

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OH, I WILL SHOW YOU!

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PREPARE YOUR BLADDER
FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!

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Dib: NUH-UH!

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ARE THOSE
                    WALNUTS?

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YES.
Gir: MY WALNUTS!

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NOW, WATCH
    THE MONITOR, DIB.

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WATCH IT CAREFULLY.

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Dib: OH, NO.

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[DIB GROANING]

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NO! NO!

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NO! NO!

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NO...!

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NOW, DIB,
    I LEAVE YOU TO YOUR--

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Gir: MOOSEY FATE!
SAY "MOOSEY FATE!"

169
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YOUR MOOSEY FATE.

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[GIR GIGGLING]

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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

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[WHIMPERS]

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EVERYONE!
    WE'RE IN A WORMHOLE!

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ZIM HAS LAUNCHED US
    INTO A WORMHOLE,

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AND WE'RE FLYING
TOWARD SOMETHING HORRIBLE!

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SOMETHING JUST HORRIBLE!

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[GRUNTS]

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[THUD]

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[DOG BARKING]

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WAIT!
THERE MIGHT BE HOPE!

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I CAN USE MY COMPUTER
TO PLOT OUT THE COURSE
OF THE WORMHOLE.

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I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU
    IN<i> YOUR</i> WORMHOLE.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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THERE! JUST AHEAD--

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A FORK IN THE WORMHOLE!

186
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THE LEFT LEADS DIRECTLY
    TO THE ROOM WITH THE MOOSE.

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TO THE RIGHT...

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EARTH!

189
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HOME.

190
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[OTHERS LAUGHING]

191
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[BEEPING]

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OK, DIB, BEFORE YOU REALLY TRY
TO THINK OF A WAY OUT OF THIS,

193
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THINK ABOUT WHAT
        THAT WOULD MEAN.

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ON ONE HAND,
    YOU'D BE SAVING YOURSELF.

195
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ON THE OTHER HAND,

196
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YOU'D ALSO BE SAVING<i> THEM.</i>

197
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LOOK! HE'S TALKING
TO HIMSELF AGAIN!

198
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YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEGGING
        TO FACE THE MOOSE!

199
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,880
[ALL LAUGHING]

200
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Zim: MY MISSION MIGHT NOT
    BE AS EXCITING WITHOUT YOU
    AROUND TO ANNOY ME,

201
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:52,023
BUT IT WILL BE MORE...
        PLEASANT.

202
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,525
NO! WITHOUT ME,
    THE EARTH IS DOOMED!

203
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,528
I CAN'T LET ZIM RUN FREE!

204
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NOT WHILE THERE'S STILL HOPE!

205
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EVERYBODY!
I THINK I'VE GOT A PLAN!

206
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:04,169
IF WE ALL MOVE OVER TO
    THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BUS,

207
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,672
WE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE
    TO STEER THIS THING CLEAR
    OF THE MOOSE ROOM!

208
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,173
COME ON!

209
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,541
WE CAN GO HOME!

210
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,311
IF WE GO OVER THERE,
    THEN WE'D BE NEAR YOU.

211
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,213
THAT DOESN'T SOUND COOL.

212
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,115
DO YOU SEE
            OUR DILEMMA?

213
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,117
HURRY!
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME!

214
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,586
THE MOOSE!
THE MOOOOSE!

215
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,795
NOW HE'S TALKING
ABOUT A MOOSE.

216
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,598
[JUVENILE MUSIC PLAYING]

217
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,099
GIR!

218
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,176
[SIGHS]
            OH...

219
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,019
[CHILDREN GRIPING
INDISTINCTLY]

220
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,369
Children: OH...

221
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,740
WHAT A STUPID
FIELD TRIP.

222
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,508
ALMOST AS STUPID
            AS DIB.

223
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,510
YEAH, ALMOST.

224
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,813
I'M GOING TO MISS
            THAT DOG.

225
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,817
[INHALES DEEPLY]

226
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,185
[SIGHS]

227
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,392
[GRUNTS]

228
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,395
[MIMICKING]
    NO! NO!

229
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,331
THE MOOSE HAS FAILED ME!

230
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,167
[STOPS GRUNTING]

231
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,106
[JUVENILE MUSIC PLAYING]